Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
