This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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