so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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