your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
These tits shall not be calmed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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