Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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