No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Randomize
