Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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