you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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