they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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