Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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