Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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