broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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