i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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