i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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