Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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