I feel like I'm in dance class right now
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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