Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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