I only kidnapped one of them. chill
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
