I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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