Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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