I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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