You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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