she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
