Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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