Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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