I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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