I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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