So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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