I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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