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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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