who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
