I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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