a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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