Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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