She announced her abortion via fbk
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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