I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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