My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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