pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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