The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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