They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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