That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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