therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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