I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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