Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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