Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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