Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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