did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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