I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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