No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All I want is dick and wine.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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