you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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