Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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