We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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