he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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