i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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