On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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