smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There r osticjed everywhere
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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