I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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