I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she told me i tasted like america
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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