A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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