ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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