evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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